VaGUE Magazine

((HOW DO YOU TURN THIS THING ON? .UUHM ThE TWO BUTTONS ON THE END.. THESE TWO? NO, THE LITTLE ORANGE ONE AND THAT ONE.. OOHH, 0. K.))
ELVIRA: Hey, Hello, This is Elvira Mistress of the dark.. (starts laughing)
VaGUE: O.K. Elvira.
ELVIRA: Take two!
VaGUE: Thats going on w/ your syndication? Is the show GOING to be syndicated? -You know...
ELVIRA: UHHhh, Are these supposed to be legitimate questions? I mean “for real”?
VaGUE: Uh. . Yea.
ELVIRA: OH! I mean legitimate answers? VaGUE: . . . Semi-legitimate questions.. .and uh, slightly twisted honesty?
ELVIRA: Uh, Ok, ok... I’ll just lie.. Like a, like a rug. -YES! The syndications already going, WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU HAVEN’T SEEN IT ON T.V. YET!!
VaGUE: No.-Haven’t seen it. Haven’t seen your show.


If you are a fan of things generally in bad taste, You may be a regular viewer of K.H.J’s weekend “Movie Macabre”. If you don’t like thick, slow moving, poorly.performed dense dark door movies, Then you probley tune in occasionally w/ the volume off. At any rate, fan or fiend, everyones seen Elvira, Mistress of the Dark/Mistress run Amock. The raven-haired beauty who’s busting out of her dress, busting out of your T.V. and usually just busting up and around in general. I persistantly worked at getting an interview w/ Elvira, And she graciously/eventually fit us somewheres inbetween “Movie Macabre” and what ever it is movie hosts do when they’re not rolling scream reels. Elvira had just finished taping a few bits for her show. We’d been lying around the set chewing gum and waiting for her to wrap up the this and that... For a few minutes it seemed we were going to be re-scheduled again. (1 would guess that we attempted to interview Elvira a dozen times) I supposed she was dubbed “Mistress run Amock” for this very reason. Finally everyone turned transparent or something, And Elvira led us off to her dressing room. A few minutes later she had us plugged in and ready -BUT SHE DID’NT KNOW WE WERE GOING TO ASK HER THAT!!	((HOW DO YOU TURN THIS THING ON? .UUHM ThE TWO BUTTONS ON THE END.. THESE TWO? NO, THE LITTLE ORANGE ONE AND THAT ONE.. OOHH, 0. K.)) ELVIRA: Hey, Hello, This is Elvira Mistress of the dark.. (starts laughing) VaGUE: O.K. Elvira. ELVIRA: Take two! VaGUE: Thats going on w/ your syndication? Is the show GOING to be syndicated? -You know... ELVIRA: UHHhh, Are these supposed to be legitimate questions? I mean “for real”? VaGUE: Uh. . Yea. ELVIRA: OH! I mean legitimate answers? VaGUE: . . . Semi-legitimate questions.. .and uh, slightly twisted honesty? ELVIRA: Uh, Ok, ok... I’ll just lie.. Like a, like a rug. -YES! The syndications already going, WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU HAVEN’T SEEN IT ON T.V. YET!! VaGUE: No.-Haven’t seen it. Haven’t seen your show.
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