ELVIRA: Well I always liked “Plan 9 From Outer Space” of course, and I like “Robot Monsters”. Also, Oh, what is that great one where the irish setters have these noses on.. OH! “Attack of the Killer Schrews” UUHhinm, Boy I’d pick some differ-ent movies I tell you! -I just work here, I’m just an employee! I’m just an employee! I have NO say ok, I just come in here and do my job.. Get my check.. (laughing) They wish!
VaGUE: Is there a most requested film? Alot of mail for something.. I know you guys put on “The Fearless Vampire Killers” cause it was real requested...
ELVIRA: Yea! That was a good one. What was the one, People were really requesting it.. (smacking the palm of her hand looking for an answer) Oh, It’s where that big eye is sitting on top of the hill. . Great big eyeball, And it rules.. You know.. The world.. Like “The Crawling Eye” or the... WHAT THE HECK IS THE NAME OF IT?! They request it all the time.. It’s about a big giant eyeball.. I don’t remember the name but YES! They always request the big eyeball on my show. Something like that “The Crawling Eye”
-I can’t believe it! And I’m a movie host? Huh. BARBIE DAULLE: Hostess
ELVIRA: Hostess! Right! Thats right, I’m not a movie host. Hostess!
VaGUE: Is there anyone you feel a great deal like?
ELVIRA: I feel a great deal like him. (points to Robert Redding) He made up my make-up, and... You know, this is who designed the dress, the make-up and the hair, Robert Redding. So now I look just like him.
VaGUE: There is a striking resemblance.
ELVIRA: Thank you. We’re twins.
VaGUE: You saw Cat People right?
ELVIRA: YEA!
VaGUE: OK, If you transformed into an animal right now what would you become?... And don’t say Natashia Kinski.
ELVIRA:(laughing) I’D BE KLAUS KINSKI No, I’d be a cat DEFINATELY. If I transformed into an animal, Thats the 00-ONLY ANIMAL I would ever-
-ever-ever be. A cat. ...I act like one all the time..
VaGUE: Crawling around, lapping milk from a bowl
ELVIRA: Thats exactly what I do everyday.
VaGUE: Do you have any hero’s.. Like Spiderinan, Felix the Cat, Iggy Pop?
ELVIRA: Uh.. Well I used to like Cruella Deville from 101 Daimations. She was one of my hero’s. Did you ever see her? You probley werent born yet...
VaGUE: The one w/ really long fingernails?
ELVIRA: She had long fingernails, and one side of her hair was all black and one side complete-ly white. . . .And when Twas little I always wanted to.. Wait till I grew up so I could dye my hair that way. But I did’nt.
VaGUE: Now you don’t have to.
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ELVIRA: Now I don’t have to I just wear a wig
VaGUE: Do you like “Crypt—Twist” music? Monster beat.. Uh, Like the “Cramps” or The “Misfits” or the “Meteors”?
ELVIRA: YEAH One of my favorite songs is (Elvira begins to sing..) I’M THE HUMAN FLY! I SPELL F-L-Y”...
VaGUE: I always thought the Cramps “The Way I Walk” was the best suited song to play on your show. . .You know, INSTEAD of the Oak Ridge Bores.
ELVIRA: Yea. I have that song at home. That is a good song, I happen to prefer the “Human Fly” Another good one is.. uh.. Halloween, It’s Halloween by the Shaggs, Have you ever heard that?
VaGUE: No.
OH! It’s the greatest song in the world! -So funny, so bad, so horrible, It’s perfect!
VaGUE: OK Elvira, Whats behind the green door?
ELVIRA: (laughing) Whats behind the green door?
VaGUE: Yea. You must’ve been behind the green door.
ELVIRA: Behind the green door is Marie Osmond, waiting there to attack and kill me when I come in.. (laughing) I have no idea! .. I saw that movie though.. Whats that girl? -Oh, Marilyn Chambers! Marilyn Chambers is behind the green door. W/ two big black eyes.. OH BOY!
.On trapezes.
VaGUE: Who’s ghost would be most warmly greeted by you?
ELVIRA:(conf used) Who’s what? VaGUE; Who’s ghost.
ELVIRA: Has been the most?
VaGUE: Will be. Would be.
ELVIRA: OH! Who’s ghost! Oh, I have two. John Lennon and Elvis Presley.
VaGUE: What substance would you like to be fully submerged in?
ELVIRA:(long pause and laugh) -Well I can’t say it in an interview.. (laughing) uuuhhmmm, My favorite substance?? ...Oh god, Uh, Probley vodka I guess.
VaGUE: Wheres the best street in town to hang around on?
ELVIRA: Best street corner! My favorite is, uh, I’d say it’s at the Thai resteraunt on the corner of Yukka & Vine.
VaGUE: Any peticular reason?
ELVIRA: Yea, So I can eat Thai food there, Watch all the Thai people come and go.
VaGUE: Who was your favorite criminal on Batman?
ELVIRA: (laughing/inside joke) You won’t believe this! I know you’ll hate me. I was such a devout Superman watcher that I felt like Batman was a threat. I hated Batman.
VaGUE: A betrayal?
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